broken heart
عضو فعال
المساهمات : 481
نقاط التميز : 175
طالب بقسم : English Department
السنة الدراسية : second year
العمر : 34
الدولة : syria
البرج : 
البرج الصيني : 
الجنس : 
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy on him
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for apulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
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Hurt Heart
عضو شرف
المساهمات : 466
نقاط التميز : 76
طالب بقسم : English Department
السنة الدراسية : Third Year
العمر : 33
الدولة : Syria
البرج : 
البرج الصيني :
الجنس : 
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 29/07/10, 06:27 am | |
| Ha ha ha
They are really stupid questions that might expose the lawyers' foolishness
Thank you!
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broken heart
عضو فعال
المساهمات : 481
نقاط التميز : 175
طالب بقسم : English Department
السنة الدراسية : second year
العمر : 34
الدولة : syria
البرج :
البرج الصيني :
الجنس :
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 06/08/10, 07:03 pm | |
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thanks for passing by , hurt heart
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اميرة السلام
عضو مميز
المساهمات : 921
نقاط التميز : 89
طالب بقسم : انكليزي
السنة الدراسية : الثانية
العمر : 32
الدولة : سورية
البرج : 
البرج الصيني : 
الجنس :
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The Master Mind
عضو جديد
المساهمات : 5
نقاط التميز : 1
طالب بقسم : *****
السنة الدراسية : *****
العمر : 36
الدولة : Syria/Alappo
البرج :
البرج الصيني : 
الجنس :
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 18/08/10, 01:37 pm | |
| ha ha ha
how foolish some lawyers are
thanx Twilight
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زائر
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 16/09/10, 05:48 am | |
| nice topics you got!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks |
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broken heart
عضو فعال
المساهمات : 481
نقاط التميز : 175
طالب بقسم : English Department
السنة الدراسية : second year
العمر : 34
الدولة : syria
البرج :
البرج الصيني :
الجنس :
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 17/09/10, 07:54 am | |
| thanx 4 passing buddies  | |
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Mister Nour
مدير التصميم والمشرف العام
المساهمات : 3672
نقاط التميز : 4085
طالب بقسم : IELTS Instructor
السنة الدراسية : Graduated
العمر : 37
الدولة : Qatar
البرج : 
البرج الصيني : 
الجنس :
| | موضوع: رد: real ironic on lowyers 17/09/10, 07:05 pm | |
| god yes, very funny stuff dude
thanx | |
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